How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?” she asked.

“Hunting flies,” he responded.

“Oh. ! Killing any?” she asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell them apart?”

He responded,
“3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.”

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Thanks to John for that one!!  🙂

Sea World

Our friend Wendy is in Orlando for a conference, and she invited us to go to Sea World. Today was the day! We had a great time. The first thing we did was get something to eat at Sharks Underwater Grill. It was really neat because the entire wall of the restaurant was a huge tank with sharks in it!

Sharks

We also saw two shows – Shamu (the orca show) and an animal show with Jack Hanna. Overall, a very fun day. And because we bought our tickets through AAA, we can go back within 13 days for free, so we plan on making the trip next week. Next time we’ll ride the roller coasters and take in some more shows. Thanks, Wendy!!

Shamu

Hey, You!

One of the main problems in our country today is lack of personal responsibility. I’m lucky to have very responsible parents, but some are not so much. And if parents aren’t responsible, their kids won’t be, either. Which brings me to this lovely notice posted in an apartment building:

Notice to Tenants

I really like the tone of the letter and the idea that there will be consequences… it’s nice when somebody has the guts to say “Hey, you few are ruining things for the rest of us!” I don’t find it passive-aggressive at all… it’s straightforward and refreshing. Do you think the targets took it that way?

Some of the notes on that site are pretty funny! I wonder how often they have a positive impact on a person’s life? Even just to affect a tiny improvement can be good… leave the world a little better than you found it.

Yardwork

A bouquet of sand spursYesterday I went all around the back yard and picked this lovely bouquet of sand spurs. It’s a kind of grass which grows nasty burrs – see them on the ends of the stalks? Poor Sadie gets them stuck on her legs, toes or tongue and we have to take them out. She’s a good girl, letting us know when she needs help. You can see her a little in the background of the picture.

Today we mowed the back and weeded all around the house. I’m amazed at how many insects make their homes in our yard, and I hate clearing it out – especially the flowers. Sorry I was grumpy about it, Trav. I just love all the critters and want them to have a nice place to live. But I want us to have a nice home, too, so it’s better to clear everything once in a while. It looks great now! And that’s the last time, we’re done mowing for the year. Yay!! And for the part I mowed, I went in nice, straight lines today… this time it doesn’t look like some drunk guy mowed the yard!!

The next thing is to wait for more turkey oak leaves to fall so we can gather them to use as mulch on the pineapple plants out front. Only one pineapple is growing right now, hopefully it will be ripe before we get freezing weather.

Oh and I gathered a nice crop of sheep sorrel from the yard as we were cleaning. Some of it is going in tomorrow night’s salad! And I found a recipe to use the rest – sounds like it would be good to spread on toast for breakfast. Mmmmm. :p~

Happy Halloween!

Tonight, Bleys and I carved our pumpkins. Bleys made an ultra-cool design – it’s carved into the rind instead of being cut all the way through.

Bleys’ Pumpkin

And here’s my pumpkin…

Emmy’s Pumpkin

Note to self – do not use a Sharpie to draw the design! It makes a real mess. 🙂

Today is a Someday!

Devil’s Food White-Out Cake

Check one item off the Someday list – Devil’s Food White-Out Cake. Mmmmmmm!!!

I’ll definitely make this for a special occasion. It’s a bit of work but worth it – I think it’s as good as any store-bought cake. If I got this for dessert in a restaurant I would be happy! Since I didn’t follow the directions to the letter, I’m sure it will be even better next time. Oh and I wasn’t sure the candy thermometer was working right so I had to look up the Cold Water Candy Test. The frosting turned out great – it’s fluffy and not too sweet. Mom, if you’re reading this, I used floss to cut the layers in half and it worked perfectly!!

Someday…

Today I came across a great article from the Life Coaches blog:

When Is Someday?

Someday, I want to go to Europe. I also want to complete my web site “What Would You Say If I Died?” (a place for people to post all of the kind words they would say about someone when they die, but for the person to read before s/he does). Someday I want to have a nice garden (this one is for retirement, when I have more time to care for the poor plants). Someday I want to learn to play guitar (I have one, and a book to learn, so now I just need to start). Someday I want to start a foundation or something to help homeless people. Someday I want to go back to college and study geology. Someday soon I want to dejunk our house. And someday really soon (like maybe today or tomorrow) I want to make a Devil’s Food White-Out Cake. Mmmmmm!!!

I know most of these things are within my reach, in my lifetime. But will I take the time to go for it? Who wants to go with me? Comments about your somedays are welcome!

Secrets

I’ve found some really great info over on Dumb Little Man. The other day I came across this great post about 10 Things They Won’t Tell You… a collection of links to articles about different industries and their secrets. I was kind of surprised to learn that most of our lawmakers don’t even read the legislation they’re voting on… they rely on staffers or somebody else to tell them what’s in there. Ugh! And that credit card companies can hike your rates based on late payment of other bills. Now if I can just remember those tips!

Blog Action Day is Today!

A while back, I signed up to particpate in Blog Action Day, a movement to help people be more aware of environmental issues. Today is the appointed day to blog about saving the planet! Here are my favorite ways to help:

  • Get involved in online campaigns. Together we can make a difference! My favorite sites for activism are Natural Resources Defense Council, Union of Concerned Scientists, and Care2. All are respectable organizations doing quite a lot to help the earth. And they make it easy by providing online tools and easy ways to donate to their causes.
  • Recycle, recycle, recycle! We recycle all we can… junk mail, food packaging, etc. Veggie waste gets thrown into the backyard for plant food, and we avoid using plastic grocery bags by taking cloth bags to the store. Even bread bags get sort of recycled into trash bags for used kitty litter. Here’s a nice post about recycling other stuff.
  • Buy a fuel-efficient car. Our new Toyota Matrix gets pretty good mileage for a car of its size… and we do what we can to keep it running at top performance. For more info, see this article from UCS about Saving at the Pump.

Of course, there are more ways to care for the planet but these are the ones I’m particularly fond of. And once you get in the habit, you don’t even need to think about it too much! Comments on your favorite ways to hug a tree are most welcome.

Food Links

I use Opera for my web browser, and one of its features that I just love is that it will keep your current windows open for you. So, when I exit Opera at night and come back to it the next day, everything I had open is still there. This works for me and against me, because most of the time I have like 20 pages open and it gets to be a real mess. So from time to time I have to go in and figure out what to do with all those tabs… for each page, I try to decide if I should keep it open, blog about it, or close it. In today’s go-round, I found several articles which are related to healthy eating… I don’t want to forget about these articles, so here they are!

The Ten Best Foods You Aren’t Eating

Top 100 Foods to Boost Your Productivity

26 Top Calcium Food Sources

Hope you find something good!

Driving Lessons

Since we got a new car, we gave Bleys our Hyundai Accent (that was actually part of the reason for getting the Matrix). He’s not used to driving a standard, so we’ve been taking trips around the block until he gets used to the shifting and all that stuff. He’s been doing really well so far! The only real problem has been a tendency to go a little too fast around curves.

I found this article the other day, and I think it applies to giving driving lessons…

How to Give Kind Criticism

I’m hoping to make this a positive experience, helping him gain confidence in his driving abilities. If he doesn’t cry from learning how to drive a standard, it will be an improvement over my training and we’ll have been successful!  🙂

Now we can really be IN the Matrix!

We got a new car!! It’s a 2008 Toyota Matrix. Here’s a picture of the love of my life, in front of the car he worked so hard researching and getting a great deal on:

New car!

We upheld the Bloss family tradition and went for ice cream in the new car (forgot the camera for that trip, though).

The buying experience was great at Sun Toyota.  Trav was well-prepared and knew what price we should have gotten, and we did good! It was no muss, no fuss to get the car we wanted at the price we wanted. Now we can travel again!!! Our first longer trip will be down to Haslam’s bookstore this weekend. It’s in St. Petersburg (about an hour and a half drive) and it’s HUGE (over 300,000 books). Hopefully we’ll be able to bring Sadie to Tucson, sometime in the relatively near future. That depends on how Bleys does with his driving lessons. 🙂

Brain Gender Test

I found this really neat test which tells if your brain thinks more like a male or a female:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sex/

My result was zero, meaning I’m right in the middle. Trav says that’s probably why we get along so well, because I’m not like most women. Hmm! I wonder what his score would be? I would love to know your results – leave a comment or send me an email! Also, here are some more interesting things to do on their site.

Home

It’s good to be home… I really missed everybody here. The cats piled on me for the first two days, but now we’re pretty much back to the normal piling system (which is still pretty often!).

I had been meaning to post pictures of the wonderful wall hanging my brother gave me, so here they are! Each panel is a slab of jasper, and the name of the piece is “Seasons”. Here’s the whole thing:

Jasper

The tint is a little off because I took the picture at night – too many reflections to take a daytime picture. Here’s a shot of each panel:

Spring – This one is especially great because it looks like the frozen Horseshoe Falls in Niagara Falls, which is where our romance officially began.

Jasper - spring panel

Summer

Jasper - summer

Fall

Jasper - fall

Winter

Jasper - winter

I treasure this gift. It hangs right above my computer monitor so I can see it all the time.

Going Home Tomorrow

It’s been a really, really great visit in Tucson!! The wedding was awesome, and it’s been wonderful spending time with my family… we’ve had a lot of fun (well I did, and I hope everybody else did, too). Tonight we went to El Charro for Mexican food, and then to Sunflower Market. Heather bought a coconut so we could try again to open it with the pipe cutter tool Michael has – it turned out a LOT better than the first one we did on Sunday. One side was cut perfectly straight. The other side was mostly straight, and both halves (with a little work) would make satisfactory bowls. Yeah baby!!

Tomorrow morning we’re leaving at 7:45 and will stop by Grande Tortilla Factory to pick up some fresh tortillas for me to take home. Yummy! Then to the airport where my flight leaves at 10:25. I have a two hour layover in Houston (gonna check out Terminal C this time), and then I get to Tampa around 8pm. I can’t wait to get home… I’ve missed everyone a lot. I’m sad to be leaving here, though. I miss my family. So it’ll be a long, mixed day.

Take care, everybody. See you soon my love!!!

Molehills into Mountains

Ok, so the hill I climbed this morning wasn’t exactly a mountain, but since I chose to climb directly up the side, it was a pretty good climb. I was breathing really hard by the time I got to the top! This first picture was taken from a little ways away… the second was looking down at the place I took the first one from:

At the bottom of the hill From the top of the hill

I won’t get to walk tomorrow (Monday) as we’ll be taking Kelly back up to Phoenix to catch her flight. It’s a boring ride but made interesting as always by good conversation. That’s the reason I like to drive places… it’s a good chance to chat, to connect without interruption or distraction.

It’s been a really great trip so far, I’ve had a wonderful time of relaxing and having fun. If Tucson had more water and a cost of living advantage, I’d consider moving back!

The Wedding

Greg & Jeannie’s wedding was awesome!! Everything was just beautiful, the weather was great for the outdoor wedding, and the food & entertainment was excellent. I got lots of great pictures… here’s one of all us kids (click to enlarge):

Siblings wedding photo

The ceremony was beautiful – I was very taken with the way they kept looking at each other, it was so wonderful. You can plainly see they love each other very much… I hope they never lose that feeling. I’ll post a few more pictures when I have more time.

Sunday we’re heading over to Greg’s for brunch, and then … ? Not sure what’s on tap for the rest of the day. Perhaps Ethiopian for supper, or back to Mom & Dad’s to eat all the leftovers we’ve created in the last few days. My belly has been full since we got here, good thing I’m walking every morning! Otherwise I’d weigh 150 pounds when I got back. 🙂

Trav, hope you enjoyed your dinner out. Did you go up to the place on 19? Talk with you soon, miss you lots and lots… seems like everything I do reminds me of you. |*

Pampered

Tonight we went to Jeannie’s spa party and it was wonderful!! We left feeling relaxed and refreshed (I’m sure the margaritas helped a bit hehe). When we arrived, Jeannie introduced us to her friends and we immediately felt comfortable and taken right into their little circle, so that was good. We got to try all kinds of face, hand and foot goo… it all smelled and felt good and wasn’t too stinky. Jeannie very thoughtfully bought each of us a little gift bag which has lotion, foot cream and lip gloss. Kelly went for the whole deal, so she’ll be getting a big bunch of stuff in the mail in a few weeks! Plus there was food and lots of laughing and swapping of stories, so a good time was had by all.

I’m heading off to bed now so I can get up and do my walk first thing. I’ve been touring the neighborhood, seeing if I can remember where this and that person lived. It all looks pretty different now, and I only vaguely remember where people lived. It’s been interesting walking around. I carry a big dowel in case I meet up with any stray dogs. Watch out, doggies!! 🙂

I’ve been having a great time, though I’m starting to feel just a little bit homesick. Today I tried to do my most pitiful meow to the kitties outside, to see if that would make them come over to me (it didn’t work), and it made me miss our critters. And of course, I miss Trav and Bleys! See you soon, guys. Time to hit the hay. zzzzzzzz